Blackwood Brothers

Don't you miss the days when old white guys could have magnificent afros?

Jimmy Jones & the Good News Singers

...hair inspired by Farrah Fawcett Majors.

Marvin & Lola Abbott

Looks like somebody's been playing with the grand-kids' Spirograph set...

Sounds of Pentecost

I'm not sure, but I think they're trying to tell us that they're Pentecostal.

Zane Isaacson

Zane is definitely "rapture ready" with that snazzy new keyboard scarf!

Three In One

Awkward.

The Denny Family

Somebody needs to tell those two boys down front to "be of good cheer." They look like they just killed their grandfather and buried him out behind the barn...